The other day, I was down at the church potluck, and young one comes running up to me with this concerned look on her face. “Papa Bojangles,” she says, “I saw a commercial for a toy that talks back! And it’s not very nice words!” I just chuckled and said, “Well, honey, some folks think […]

Alright now, let’s talk about something every parent knows is scarier than a tax audit or a flat tire on the interstate. It’s the middle-of-the-night panic call from your little one’s room, the trembling voice that whispers, “Daddy, there’s a monster under my bed!” My own child, went through a phase like that around age […]

I remember a fella who came into my hardware store one afternoon, looking like he’d wrestled a bear and lost. His name was Tim, and his hands were shaking so bad he could barely hold the box of nails I’d sold him. “Bojangles,” he panted, “my shed’s falling down. My wife wants the kitchen remodeled […]

Ever been in that place where you’re just so tired you figure, “What’s the worst that could happen?” You’ve got that throbbing headache from staring at spreadsheets all day, your back feels like it’s made of concrete after mowing the lawn, and the little pill bottle from last year’s doctor’s visit is looking awfully… tempting. […]

The Great Identity Crisis of Our Time Remember that time I tried to explain “cancellation culture” to my grandkid, and he asked if it was like when Mom took away his tablet for backtalk? I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my sweet tea. But honestly? That little guy gets more than most adults […]

Wanna hear about my old friend, Earl? Earl was the best mechanic this side of the Mason-Dixon Line. A man who could talk to a transmission like it was his own child and coax it back from the brink. But put him in front of a room full of folks at the annual Chamber of […]

I was in my hardware store one slow Tuesday afternoon, mind you, and a fella walks in looking like he’d just wrestled a greased pig into a thorn bush. Turns out his wife had “borrowed” his good wrench to pry open a jar of pickles, and now it was missing a critical piece. He didn’t […]

I was in the hardware store one Tuesday afternoon, trying to explain to a young fella why he needed a level on that bookshelf – he couldn’t just eyeball it. He’d bought this fancy digital level and was staring at the screen like it held all the secrets of the universe. “See?” I said, pointing […]

Have you ever noticed how some folks have a revolving door of friends – always meeting new people, but none seem to stick around for long? And then there’s that one guy at church who always has a full pew on Sunday and folks lining up after Mass just to chat with him? I saw […]